... an Apple?
Gwenneth Paltrow has...(and thanks to Betty for pointing out to us this Chris Rock introduction)
This all lead to Betty, Alberta, Elsie and me pondering other intimate object-type names that could possibly nursed such as:
Think about it...we could all look down our class lists and find humorous nursing names/objects. What’s your favorite?...
These are the lengths we’ll go to be entertained while running 800's on Tuesday nights... This past Tuesday, I was slightly sad after having run the 5th 800 and thinking that I’d already run 6 of them (only two more, right? I shouted to Betty…No, we still have three more. Aw…geez)
Still, doing 800’s isn’t so bad when you’re listening to Prince (“Baby I’m a Star) or Dave Matthews Band (“Ants Marching) or Queen (“Fat Bottomed Girls”) or Lil John & East Side Boyz (“Get Low” – from BBJ’s playlist, which is still the nastiest song…but it makes me laugh).
I do think I scared a woman who I was running behind. I must have been breathing really LOUDLY, because she looked COMPLETELY startled when she saw me…but that might have also been because I had snot running MESSILY down my face (leftovers from the weekend cold). I’m sure I looked FABULOUSLY HOT! (I had to get a few more adverbs in there)
20 miles this weekend??? I don’t know, but I’m gonna try. I’m hoping the weather stays cool.
By the way, here's the group photo sent to me from the Race for Literacy Run this weekend...I gotta get a new pose...and I'm reminded why I never wear t-shirts to run in...