Thursday, September 10, 2009

More signs...

Fair warning... I'm on the plane, flying back to San Diego from a day in Oakland... I've already had a glass of wine in the airport ($10...thank you very much) and am waiting for the second glass on the plane (only $4...what does that mean?) I've already read through Spirit Magazine...so I'm left to peruse Sky Mall, the BEST MAGAZINE EVAH...

So...here's a review of some products you never knew you needed (and if the chick with the BIG EFFING ELBOWS doesn't keep 'em to herself, I'm gonna drop a peanut in her cranberry juice)...but I digress.

Onto the Sky Mall review...





Who doesn't need this?





Or some other gadget that you attach to your head.





I swear... Sky Mall has a head fetish...





TightScooter....bwahahahahaha (clearly, I'm on the second glass of wine now)





I have no idea what this is, but I can "enjoy rubber tactile controlls" if I buy it...





And really, who doesn't need a Garden Yeti?





You all have been holding out on me. Power Lung? Who knew that all I needed to do was teach my lungs how to breathe?

And yes...I took all the pix while wedged in between two people who are no doubt wondering why I am taking photos of the Sky Mall Magazine....

Now someone needs to land this puppy so that I can post this important review!!!

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Post note...I'm listening to a podcast of "Wait! Wait! Don't Tell Me" and I just snorted a laugh... Big elbow chich really doesn't like me now...

Woo hoo... Just landed... Post


-- Posted From My iPhone

14 comments:

  1. I want to fly with you just so I can watch people watch you!!

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  2. You will love Hedonics. We get it as a supplement in our weekend papers every now and then.

    http://www.hedonics.com/store/specials.asp

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  3. We use those "power lungs" all the time at work. Maybe I'll try and have one "fall" into my pocket and mail one to ya!!!

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  4. A garden Yeti?!?! That's new!

    and Wait Wait is probably the best show ever. I bust out laughing on long runs and people think I'm crazy.

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  5. LMAO! I am pretty sure that if we were traveling together we would be removed from the plane.

    I love sky mall!

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  6. Gotta love Sky Mall for stuff you just can't live without!

    Your trip to Oakland must have been quite eventful! Haha.

    OK, the word verification for THIS post is "hoonies." I wonder if Sky Mall sells those, what ever they might be. :)

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  7. I'll have to check Sky Mall out the next time I'm in a plane. Looks like you had your own personalized edition of the Leno show!

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  8. I LOVE SkyMall! It always puts me right out during the flight :)

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  9. Hah!! Great post! I am flying next week so I will have to check those out! Classic laughs will be needed on a cross country flight!!!

    By the way, how are you feeling? Healing from your injuries??

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  10. You certainly found a great way to kill time on the plane. I sure hope the injury heals quickly. I'm on a running hiatus too, and it stinks.

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  11. Doesn't everyone have a power lung for the low low price of $109...WTF?!?!

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  12. Man.. I think you would be super fun to travel with! :)

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  13. ok, I laughed and snorted as well-but I'm alone in my house!

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