Overheard at the bike shop this afternoon as Betty was shopping for a new bike.
"I'll get it down and you can just throw your leg over on it."
"Do you have anything with a tire that's wider than a tampon?"
"You go there and they measure your twat."*
"Ya gotta build up a butt callous."
Oh joy...a whole new sport for me to giggle at...
*Apparently there's a custom bike-seat shop in town that takes measurements of your hips to build a custom bike seat.